Megan gave the pimply adolescent boys at the MTV Movie Awards a thrill with acres of bare skin in a Dolce & Gabanna strapless brocade mini dress. The dress is a shortened version of the one Beyonce wore to last year’s Oscar (which they hated!) but we’re adult-y to swallow the adjacent hate & admit it’s kind of cute on her.
With the Transformers sequel right the corner, it’s been all Megan Fox, all the time. She’s outed herself as a bisexual, but , who in Hollywood isn’t these days? Being bi is the new black. & she’s trash talked Angelina Jolie. We’re sure Angie stays up late crying on Brad’s shoulder in distress. Frankly, we’re weary of Megan already but then again we’re not men.
But Megan’s Chernobyl day-glo orange skin & oddly slicked back hair are an epic fail. Is they a victim of product overload like Robert Pattinson? Are her plastic parts molting? Dear lord, is they trying to tone down the sexy because they (gulp) wants to be taken seriously as an actress? For the love of Restylane. Honey, you’ve got about four, maybe three, years before things begin to sag & some new hottie starts snagging all the trophy parts so smirk, nod & make sure you have a lovely accountant ’cause you know Brian Austin Green will spend all your funds those ridiculous hats of his.
& those shoes — Christian Louboutin Differa sandals — are slap your mama sexy. Move those played out YSL’s to the back of the closet; they’re soooo last season. Christian Louboutin’s Differa is getting around H’wood over Doug Reinhardt! It’s smoking hot in every sense of the word, despite its impracticality (the heels are 140mm, or about four & a half inches), its price tag ($1,495 for the plain black patent ones), & its ability to make the wearer look like a regular at an S&M club.
Add a sexy edge to your look in these S&M-esque ‘Minnah’ heels from Steve Madden. Being bad never looked so nice!
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