It might be possible to receive a buzz from whatever cocktail of crazy on the rocks with a side of lime Paula Abdul is consuming from looking at her. ‘Cause clearly the last time they had a sober moment was in the early 2000s when Avril Lavigne was all the faux emo/riot girrrl anger and teens flocked to Hot Topic for all their “life is like, so hard, and I dislike my parents, wah” accessories. So in a misguided effort try to look younger and funkier and more in-tune with These Kids Today, the American Idol judge styled herself in her angsty best. HT was evidently having some kind of three for $10 sale.
But as Paula’s outfits go, it’s not even near her worst. The mounds of chains. The fingerless gloves. The chunky black boots. All that’s missing is the chipped black nail polish and “f**k you, mom and dad” expression on her face. Though with her Botox problem, doing over blinking and stringing a bunch of slurred words together in something distantly related to English simultaneously is a mystery medical science has yet to conquer. So yes, remarkably this Flashdancing “Like There’s No Tomorrow” in a odd version of Michael Jackson’s “Bad” video look is actually an improvement. think how great the choreography in that video would be. You know Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz is scoping her outfit for pieces he wants to borrow.
And at least Paula erased the moustache Simon Cowell drew on her. Normally they would have coordinated it with an eye patch and swashbuckler’s sword. Which would have been all kinds of awesome.
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